Catch me if you can

I love to run away when the humans get anywhere close to me.

It’s this fantastic game I came up with that seems to drive the humans crazy.

 I’ll pretend I do not see them and as soon as they reach down I zoom away as fast as I can.

Don't ever put baby in the corner

I just love being unattainable.

I like to sit in places where the humans cannot find me or reach me easily.

I guess I like to play what the humans call ‘hard to get’.

This spot drives the humans crazy.

Trip to the vet

So I've had a few visits to the vet. Something about getting shots so that I can get fixed. What do you mean fixed? I'm not broken?

The girl human took me to the vet by car the first time and I howled the whole way. The second time she took me by bus and I was such a good girl.

She even took me out of the carrier and carried me in her hoody when we rode the train. I liked it alot better in her hoody because it is way cozier. To be honest I feel safer in her hoody and I kinda enjoyed the cuddles but don't tell her that.

Billie "the Ham" Boo

As I mentioned there are tons of great little spots to hide in through out the house.

I just realized that I LOVE dirty laundry baskets.

And in case I get in trouble from the human man for sneaking into his laundry basket, I decided I better look pretty cute while I am in there.

A little flirting wont hurt anyone.

Don't pick me up

So I really don't like to be picked at all, the humans constantly try to do this. I give a little "MEW" everytime they do just to let them know I'd rather they chase me.

I try to keep away by hiding behind the cushions on the back of the couch. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.

They say I'm very independent and perhaps I'll grown into these so called cuddles they try so hard to give me.

Of corse I'm irrestiable!

teething kitty

One evening, I was in the ‘mood’ (actually I was in heat) and in a very playful mood to say the least and having the time of my life, but all that changed.

My mouth started to hurt.

The humans thought I was just acting crazy like I normally am but little did they know I had a few lose teeth that were bothering me terribly. I kept rubbing my little face and trying my hardest to wiggle them out but I was not having any luck.

Then the girl human was inspecting my mouth worried something bad was happening. She thought Id bitten my tounge.

With further inspection of my gums and a wiggle here and there out popped my tooth.

In an instant I was back in my ‘mood’ again and happy as ever.

Thanks Human girl.

Balcony Billie

So being on the balcony is one of my favorite things to do.

I'm very well protected from the world but I still get to see the ongoings of the big city.

There are tons of noises that intrigue me. I hear birds and cars and kids and garbage trucks. I have a front seat view of everything. Sometimes I get locked out on the balcony by mistake but I just stare at the glass and look pretty and so someone let's me in pretty quick.

It works like a charm every time.

the only way to cuddle me

The only way to cuddle me is if you wrap me up in a blanket like you do a real baby.

Either that or stick me in your hoody and cover me up so no one can see that I actually am enjoying it.

I tried to get in a hoody all by myself but that didnt work wout so well as you can see.

After all I am a fur ball of energy right now and if you catch me and bundle me up then there is a chance I will enjoy it.

I just don’t have the patience to sit in one spot for too long.

But only for a moment and then I am GONE.

Billie the B-Baller

I cant believe these humans sometimes.........

Why do they do these things to me.

Dressing me up in silly human stuff like this.

And trying to make me shoot hoops?

this is my action shot

.......lol.....

Here I am tuckered after b-ball

The toilet incident

So one night about a month after I came to live with the humans I came across what I thought was a huge water bowl in the bathroom.

However I was a little clumsy and fell in.

What I didn't know was; this was what the humans call a 'toilet'. These toilets have a lid on them and when I jumped up on the edge of the seat I fell in. This also made the toilet lid fall on me. I was so freaked out that I ran into the living room only to hear the humans laughing at me in hysterics.

The girl human scooped me up and dunked my wet and dirty bottom end into what I soon found out was called a bath tub - not another very large empty water bowl.

          She wrapped me up in a towel to dry off and gave me cuddles.

I have to say after all that excitement I enjoyed those cuddles just a wee bit.

Wild Bill

For some reason the Humans call me other names other than Billie Boo.

I like the name Billie Boo, apparently they named me after Billie Holiday.

I think my name is very unique just like me.

It has nothing to do with my laser beam eyes.

Wild Bill was the very first nick name they gave me because well....... I guess I am wild at heart.

It doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I am a fluffy ball of energy when I am zooming around the room.

But these other names that are known as “Nick Names”, well ....I get confused sometimes because of this.

My forever home

So living with the humans isn't that bad. They seems to have everything a girl like me could ever want. The toys I've inherited from 'young Jedi' and 'princess' are awesome and I have more furry mice than I do toes.

It's seems they know what a kitten like me likes. They even have a really tall cat post that I love to climb. It's is right by a window and has 4 levels for me to perch on and to watch the outside worlds going ons.

I usually don't use the levels to get to the top, instead I climb it like a monkey sideways, this seems to amuse the humans and they laugh everytime I jump/climb to the top.

Below is a little video if me doing what I do best !

http://youtu.be/4IwW3FZJ5-A

They keep saying I'm better than action t.v - whatever that means.....?

Expolrer kitty

There are so many corners to explore in my new home.

I am finding lots of little spots to hide away in and have come across a big bin where my food is kept.

Every day I find a new place to explore and another place to hide.

It's good to have options ya know.

little Baby Billie

As you can see I was very very tiny and a ball of fur.

It took a little while to adjust to my new home.

But the humans were kind and took good care to make me comfortable.

I don't have to sleep with one eye open like I did at the pet store.

I love it when they make me a trampoline out of blankets and pillows so I can jump into the middle. Weeeee !

I think I might just have fun in this new home.

 http://youtu.be/3vXfYVfn7zE

Above is footage one of my humans took of me the first week I came to live with them they call Kitty Pounce.

I heard the word adorable many times.